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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:15
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
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Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
What kind of person does a narcissist hate?
No go.
So they tried
Then came..
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
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Just Forget it!
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Thumbs down again.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes